I did this a few weeks ago but I decided to post this now. I felt like making her wings glow and stuff. guuh :Y
today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it
how do you get detention in drama
long story short he kicked the ceiling by accident
how do you kick a ceiling
I like that kid
my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
you are satan
How bunnies work: a handy chart.
Who the heck lets a butterfly join a swim team!??
this is one of the worst cases we’ve ever seen.
we assembled the best team of doctors from around the world to help.
Everyone knows this Pibb guy didn’t get his degree.
pibb is there for moral support
who’s the time traveler we just don’t know